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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
(Source: forever90s)
((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))
hell, if anyone wants to interact that bad, the inbox is always open, man.
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Anthony DeMartino
By Giada LazyBastard ( http://www.facebook.com/giada.zambrelli ) from Parma, Italy
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
He gets it.
